101 Ways to Tell a Black Man He’s Not Right For the Job
He’s too articulate, bright, clean, unknown, white, black, arrogant, well-spoken, ambitious, aloof, celebrity-like, arugula-eating, elitist, over-confident, exotic, inexperienced, lacks foreign-policy experience, left-handed, un-American, foreign, good-looking, Muslim, shifty, under-qualified, house owning, faithful husband and father …
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One house owning, faithful husband and father
Precious little if any experience of calling wife c*nt. In public.
Popular, stadium-filling, crowd-inspiring, rallyer of 200,000 Germans *wink wink*
Lacks the experience to speak to half-filled bingo parlors.
Messiah.
Lacks the experience to emit sulphur and perform Satan’s bidding.
Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
Lacks the experience to not have middle name like Noriega, Pinochet, Botha or another former Republican ally who isn’t so fresh in the public memory.
Lacks foreign policy experience as exhibited by his assertion in a debate that we should go after Bin Laden inside Pakistan. If he had spent any time in a Vietnamese prison camp, he’d understand that you can’t follow Bin Laden into Pakistan. You have to follow Bin Laden to the gates of Hell.
Which reminds me…
Lacks specifics… he’s all fluff and “change” with no concrete policies.
Is he one of us?
Is Michelle one of us?
Do they love America?
And while we’re on the subject, is he one of us?
Lacks the experience to not have been born to a single mother in Hawaii.
I don’t know what he stands for.
He’s written only two books, talked about his plans in debates and at his speeches, and he outlines his position on dozens upon dozens of issues on his website, but I don’t know where he stands on issues.
Lacks the experience to find wedge issue akin to gay marriage, or evildoers or evil gay marriage-doers.
His speeches lack specifics. If John Kerry proved only one thing, it’s that American voters are nothing if not policy wonks thirsty for every subclause and footnote of an executive order or congressional bill.
He’s not the candidate I’d like to have a beer with.
Lacks the experience to burp on cue a’la Barney Gumbel from the Simpsons.
*eeehhhhHHHttTTT*
He’s a bookish fancy pants.
Lacks the experience to not have finished 2nd to last in his college class.
He’s a bookish fancy pants.
Lacks the experience to have finished 2nd to last in his college class.
A true leader finishes 2nd to last at Andover then somehow makes it into flight school. A true leader is born to 2nd generation 4 star admirals… which has nothing to do with the fact that a true leader gets into flight school after finishing 2nd to last in his class at Andover.
A true leader will brag and chuckle about his piss poor showing in college during the campaign.
Has to speak at Mile High Stadium in order to, as Laura Ingrahamm of Faux News puts it, show GW Bush, Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan that he’s better than them.
Lacks the experience to understand the awe-inspiring spectacle of an acceptance speech delivered in a pancake house in Greenville MS to a room full of supporters in straw hats waving flip flop sandles.
We can’t overstate the whole “celebrity” thing.
Some of us appreciate experience and real life experience fighing the bad guys, not empty celebrities.
Write in “Arnold Schwarzenegger” in 08.